Presented here for your perusal are two nice wristwatches by Kenneth Cole. Nearly twins, you can call them Castor and Pollux, Chang and Eng, or even Flip and Flop for all I care. The point is, they can be yours.
Both are in great shape, with the grey faced, brown strapped one on the right showing a little more evidence of well-loved use. Both evince the tell-tale minuscule marking along the stainless steel trimmings and slight creasing of the leather straps. Again, the white faced one is in slightly better condition than the other. That being said, don't believe for a minute that the slight imperfections will detract from the enjoyment you'll enjoy enjoying when you wear one or both of these manly men's watches.
Wear one on each wrist, one on the right wrist and left ankle, one on your bicep and one stuck to your forehead with crazee glue; you can do all this and more if you decide to buy both watches for the insanely low, low price of $40.00! That's an utterly, astonishingly, astoundingly sweet deal, because if you buy them individually they'll cost you $25.00 apiece!!!
So, spend only twenty bucks more for both and save ten dollars!!!!
Sweet.
Price includes shipping to contiguous U.S. states.
If you're hesitant, just check out the way I posed the watches crossing artfully at intersecting angles in one of the pictures and I'm sure that'll convice you to buy.
By the way, I can ship worldwide, but it'll cost a lot more and require more effort on my part, what with extra forms and writing less sloppily than usual and extra tape and all, so I'll probably grumble about it and be grouchy to my girlfriend later. If you want that on your conscience, by all means have me ship it to Abu Dhabi or Bora Bora Bora or Canada or some other far distant place where a bunch of foreigners live.
Piece.
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