RARE!!!! FORD MUSTANG WATCH!! Recherché!!! Thin on the Ground!!!! Scarce!!!!

RARE!!!! RARE!!!! RARE!!!!

Nah, just joking.
Before I start describing this exceptional timepiece, please allow me to vent my spleen regarding on of my pet peeves. The peeve is sellers labeling their stock as RARE.  Because of the proliferation of the internet to all parts of the world, almost nothing is rare any longer.  Your odd little watch isn't rare.  Probably, there are thousands more just like it available elsewhere.
If we took the word of internet sellers, we would be assured that virtually every product available is RARE.  Truly rare objects are, well, rare.  First Folios are rare.  Those funky mis-imprinted pennies are rare.   Wristwatches that have been to the moon are rare.  Items on Ebay labeled rare that actually are rare are rare.  Don't fall for it.
I think it's dishonest, or at the very least in an ethical grey area, to call something rare when it is, in fact, relatively abundant.  By calling it rare, the intent is to imbue it with undeserved prestige, thereby making it more desirable among collectors.  Do a quick search when you see a product labeled 'rare'. If you find a thousand more just like it, send the seller a picture of your extended middle finger and buy from a less shady seller.
Like me.
Now, take a look at this RARE, RARE, RARE Ford Mustang Watch!!!! RARE!!!

Now, we present for your inspection an officially licensed Ford Mustang Wristwatch.  Designed in white and an eye burning orange, it sports the ubiquitous Mustang Logo and Pony.  An additional complication reveals a trio of the ugliest model Mustangs Ford ever produced, and in orange, purple, and ugly green, to boot.  The three here displayed are the shame of the Mustang lineage and should be wiped from the memory of mankind.
That said, you'll love owning this gorgeous piece of Motoring history.
The watch is in excellent condition, and will be sooooooo good looking strapped to your wrist.  Especially considering the way cool strap with holes in it that adds a mucho macho air to the overall production.
Be the center of attention at the next Mustang Owners get together at the Sonic Drive-Thru (that's another peeve;  spelling words incorrectly and thinking it's okay to do it.  Krispy Kreme, Drive-Thru, U-Tote 'Em, Kwiki Mart, ToysRus, et cetera.  I think anyone who misspells words should be wipped.).
Oddly enough, this watch is so ugly it might actually be desirable to someone who loves ugly.  It's like one of those dogs with the flattened face that sounds like a sex pervert when it breathes.  You know, the ones that are so ugly they're cute. That's this watch.  It's the flat faced, sex pervert of watches.
There's only one available, so hurry, hurry, hurry to get your hands on this RARE ugly watch.

$24.83  and it's yours. That includes shipping to the contiguous, or touching, U.S. states.