Kish me, dahling. . .

But first let me swallow this mouthful of mashed potatoes.

That's better. 
Now, have a look at this watch.  It's a Kish, Crystal Quartz, which is a mouthful in itself.  Don't try to say it at the table with a mouthful of rutabaga and collards.
I can't find much about Kish online.  Therefore, I can tell you nothing other than what I already know.  Which is nothing.  Except that this is a watch for dudes and you can see through it.  Neat, I guess.  Of course, when one wears it, all that can be seen through the crystal is one's hairy, though quite muscular and handsome, arm, which,  though quite sexy, is not really that exciting.
That said, I'm sure lots of folks will be wowed by this watch.  It's used, and has been worn, as the small dings and wear marks indicate.  Don't get me wrong, it's in great shape, but be aware it's not brand new.  Most people will be so mesmerized by the view of your equally hairy, though less muscular and attractive, arm, that they'll never notice a few slight imperfections.  It works great, and the second hand goes from 0-60 in one minute.
I have no idea what these things go for new.  Probably like $10,000 or something.  Because I like you folks, I'm going to let this watch go for only $25.00 plus a picture of your arm. Just like a grand opening (snicker) at a brothel, it's first come (snicker) first served.  Shipping included to contiguous U.S.

DKNY - NY4536 Ladies Stainless Steel Watch

This watch is by DKNY and is made of stainless steel.  It is for ladies.  It's pretty neat, especially the vaguely sinister hands.  They look sort of astrological or demonic almost, but just disregard any negative thoughts that might inspire. What I meant to say is that the hands are real cool and make me think of puppies and kittens and gerbils.  The watch is in great shape, with the only imperfection being a small scratch or blemish almost directly under the dial.  It looks like a smudge more than anything else, but it won't wipe off, so who knows?   Not me.  I don't think it is very noticeable and does not detract from the overall cooliosity of the watch.  But I would say that.  I'm the seller.  It runs great.
$40.00 including shipping to contiguous U.S.

Zeitner Madison Mens Stainless Steel Classic French Made Watch

Behold the Zeitner Madison.  Beautiful.  Classic.  Stylish.  French.  What more could a man want?
With a dreamy ivory and white facing accented with deep jet markers and blued steel hands, you'll say "Magnifique!"  In addition, the mini-sweep second hand will keep you hypnotized at even the most agonizingly boring opera.
This may be the ultimate dress watch;  not too snobby, yet not hillbilly, you can wear it with jeans or a custom-tailored suit from Saville Row.  This watch is pre-owned and has been worn, but it is in superb condition.  The only evidence of wear is the slight creasing of the genuine leather, brand debossed strap.
It runs like a Frenchman on the front lines, only forward, not backward.

For only $150.00, you'll feel like you stole it.  Price includes USPS shipping to any of the contiguous United States.   

BIG HONKIN' NAUTICA WATCH!!!

Stand back and take in this billboard sized watch by famous fashion designer Mr. Nautica.  The watch is so big, you'll need to trade in your Prius for a Hummer just so there's room for it.  Seriously, it's not that big.  I think you could get away with a Ford F-150 extended bed.  The watch is in terrific condition and keeps great time.  The huge band shows a little scuffing but there is so much surface area that most people will never notice.  I hope you never have to replace it because it probably takes an entire sweet little moo cow just to make a single band for this watch.  It sports classic, smooth lines and vintage styling plus it reads Nautica on the face and one side in case you forget who made it.  I should be asking a huge amount for this sucker, but it can be all yours for only $40.00 including shipping to the continental U.S.. I will sell to anyone, but this watch will probably be happiest in a place like Montana where it can run around and not have to worry about knocking over cars and damaging buildings. 

Swiss Army Coca Cola collector's watch! Ladies Size.

As cool as an Ice cold Coke, this sweet little watch will satisfy any watch or Coca Cola miscellanea collector's thirst for something new and cool.  Swiss made, with radioactive Tritium giving the hands and dots around the dial a calming, greenish glow at night.  The watch is preowned (or, as we say in the South, used) but is in magnificent condition.  It needs a good rub down with a soft cloth, but the crystal and movement are in virtually perfect condition.  Strap is original, nylon and leather.  $130.00 gets this to your door.  Price includes shipping to contiguous U.S. States.

Tourneau Mens Pegasus Wristwatch

Here's a beautiful, never been worn, watch by Tourneau.  Beautiful gold face with embossed quarter hour numerals and an incredible embossed Pegasus on the lower face.  Connected by a pristine black leather strap, you can wear this watch for dress or casual.  At only $35.00, it's a steal.  Shipping included to the continental U.S.

Alan Kulwicki Commemorative Watch.

The title says it all:  A commemorative watch for NASCAR Winston Cup Champ Alan Kulwicki who apparently died in an air crash.  This watch is an Official NASCAR product which is good, I guess.  It's in great shape, so you'll be proud to sport it at the next Talledega 5000 or whatever.  5000 is the number of hours it seems to take for a NASCAR to run it's course.  Forcing a person to watch a race should be considered torture, because it is.  By the end, you are praying for death; or at least a book to read.  Anyhoo, buy this watch if you like it and want it and have the money to spend.  Then you'll have it. The checkered flag will be waving soon, so you better hit the gas and don't pass up this unregulated deal on a super watch.  Oh, yeah, it's $25.00 including shipping to the continental U.S.

Luis Santini Ladies Dive Watch

Whether she enjoys open ocean diving or splashing around in the kiddie pool, your lady needs this sweet little diver by Luis Santini.  Water resistant to 50 meters, with a screw down crown, and good looking to boot.  This watch has never been worn.  However, it was in a box with hundreds of other watches, so it is not in mint condition, but it is in very good shape.  The only obvious flaws occur on the band surrounding the dial.  If you look carefully you can see what I imagine is plastic coming away from the metal.  This is only visible up close.  Otherwise, and on your arm, the watch looks and runs great. I'm asking only $20.00 for this watch, including shipping to the continental U.S.

Haiku, Ltd edition Onyx & Abalone wristwatch...

Behold the Haiku.  As the title states, this is a Haiku, Limited Edition wristwatch made from genuine Onyx and genuine Abalone, plus a genuine cow flesh strap.  I would guess that the Limited Edition is limited to how many they can sell, but who knows?  With a watch this sweet, you don't want to take a chance on missing out.  I have two of these beauts and both are in absolutely pristine condition.  There must be a gas leak in here because I'm willing to let these go at $30.00 apiece or both for only $50.00!  Very hard to believe, I know.  Act fast!

Quantity you want to buy!

One Haiku $30.00 Both Haikus $50.00

Pulsar Spoon with White Digital Readout!

Here's an odd little fella';  a Pulsar Spoon model watch.  As you can see, it's stainless steel with a pinkish/red face and white digital readout.  When you push a button, the readout glows and changes to blue.  Neat.  The watch is in great shape, but obviously needs a nice rubdown with a soft cloth.  If you're interested in owning this watch, make me an offer and we'll see what happens.

Miller Lite Digital Watch - Awesome to the Max!

Don't you dare miss this killer piece of beer history!  For only $13.00 including shipping, you get this way cool digital watch sporting the iconic Miller Lite Brand facing.  What better way to see just how much longer you have to wait until it's time to clock out and get blind drunk than to check out the Miller Lite Digital strapped to your workingman's wrist?  It also makes a great gift for the 'lady' in your life!  Just remember to wrap it up with  new Budweiser panties and a carton of smokes, and she'll be yours forever.  Watch is in great shape and works fine, I just forgot to take a picture of it with a good battery in it.
Note that it does have a thumbnail mark just under the word LITE near the top and one on the right side.
As a sweet bonus, I'll stick a brand new battery in it when I ship it, so you can strap it on and start enjoying it right out of of the box!  Act now before I come to my senses!!!!!!

Only $13.00 incl. S/H!

Anne Klein NY Swiss Diamond Watch

Sweet!  Here you have an Anne Klein, New York, Ladies Watch, chock full o' diamonds, with a Mother of Pearl face and Swiss Movement!!! It deserves more exclamations points, too.  So, here they are. . . !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, this little beauty is in super duper condition.  It's obvious that it has been worn previously, but the last owner seemed to love it very much.  The white leather band is a little scuffed, but you don't want it for the band anyway, do you?  The watch itself is in much better condition than the photos seem to indicate.  Just remember, I shot these in extreme close up, without bothering to even wipe down the watch, so every little smudge and speck show.  The smudges on the crystal are just that;  smudges.  They wiped right off, but I was too lazy to retake the pictures.  If it's not just as I describe, I will gladly refund your money.  I want you to be happy with what you get.  Price is a steal at only $150.00!!!!!!! That price deserves more exclamation points, but really, I'm too tired.

Guess what? Guess watch.

Here's a Guess branded watch for ladies in absolutely superior condition.  I suppose it's been worn, but it couldn't have been worn much. Not much to say about it other than it's a real purdy watch in real nice shape.  Want it?  $30.00 and it's yours.